As shit hit the fan with RALF and Glory, Destruct-O-Tron wandered into the room while Mind's Eye was on a "business" call.

Super Haters #370

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Look, it's time to get real here -- the Haters need a fucking miracle to happen if we wanna make it to Round 2 of the 2012 Mix May Mayhem NSFW Webcomics Tournament. We're getting slaughtered in our Round 1 bracket right now. But if you can magically figure out a way to score us 400-500 votes before midnight tonight, we'll make it to the next level!!!

So go to the nearest Apple store and vote on every computer in there. Or convince everyone in your office to vote for us. Or hold a vote-a-thon at your local church. Shit. I dunno. I'M OUT OF FUCKING IDEAS HERE, OKAY?!?!?

Seriously though, I just want to thank everyone that's helped us get to the 222 votes we currently have. I really appreciate all of your support!!! This is our first contest and I really enjoyed the experience.

Tomorrow in Super Haters: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Comments on Glorious pt 16? We got 9 so far... leave yours now!

  1. I thought the punch line was going to be Ralf on the phone with her!

  2. Hehehe. I like that. T'would have been mightily funny!!!

    But, alas, RALF is uhhh... currently life impaired, if you catch my drift.

  3. Well, at least you know how many fans you have. I bet Glory's on the other end of that phone sex line.

  4. According to my calculations, I have 37 fans that each voted 6 times...


    BTW, will you guys hate me if I tell you that I have no plans to ever reveal who's on the other end of that phone call?

    (For the record, it's Mulldusa.)

    (Just kidding.)

    (It's actually Obama.)

  5. (Michelle Obama or Barack Obama?)

  6. Hmmmm... which one's funnier?

  7. No matter what, it's passed on to the press that it was actually the secret service....

  8. ross says:


  9. <3

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