I'm proud to announce that I'm finally able to reveal the new superhero who's taking dearly departed Destruct-O-Tron's place...

Destruct-0-Career

None other than super-mega-artist Rob Granito!!! He's worked on nearly every popular licensed character in the known history of man, from the ancient hieroglyphics on the Egyptian pyramids to last year's blockbuster movie, Iron Man 2. In fact, Rob was recently commissioned by the White House to paint a portrait of that guy who lives in the White House! EXCITING!

So even though we'll always miss the dead-as-doornails original Destruct-O-Tron, at least we have Rob picking up the slack and carrying on his grand tradition with a new name -- Destruct-O-Career.

Comments on Finally, the reveal you've been waiting for... the NEW Destruct-O-Tron!!!? We got 6 so far... leave yours now!

  1. Stephanie says:

    I hired him to sculpt a bust of Shawn last year too. Somehow it got left out of his bio.

  2. oh god, you're right. i remember that!!! it was a really fantastic bust, and much larger than i expected it to be. very smooth to the touch, if i remember correctly.

  3. justique says:

    Hilarious!

  4. THX!!!

  5. ross says:

    haha, where did you get that headshot?

  6. magically discovered on Flickr

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